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Jake Paul and Andrew Tate received a beating (discuss.tchncs.de)
submitted 1 month ago by Stefan_S_from_H@discuss.tchncs.de to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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Source: https://bsky.app/profile/queerarmorer.bsky.social/post/3maitm4q64c2i

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No way, Musk is a martial arts master. The martial art of laying on your back and kicking up while screaming.

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I won a fight with this skill when I was somewhere between grade 1 and 4 against someone 5ish years older than me!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

LBJ (the President, not LeBron James) was famous for this, too.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I was a kid I once did that as a joke while roughhousing with my brother. It was surprisingly effective.

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's pretty much how cats fight, and there are plenty of scary animals that won't fuck with cats lol.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

It always brings to mind that kangaroo from Looney Tunes when I remember it.