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[–] notabot@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like wife somewhat annoyed, and worried, that you're back four hours later than you said you would be, and you're drunk enough to be seeing double. (although double vision is usually side-by-side, rather than up-and-down. Maybe you're lying down already?)

[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait is that why the face looks like this?

Ok that makes way more sense. As someone who doesn't drink, that was completely lost on me lol.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Double vision sucks.