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[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Did you marry a spider? Because your first mistake was marrying a spider.

[–] Marty_TF@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

high as balls rn and this image got me tripping majorly

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

First accurate depiction of drunkness I've ever seen. This image had me going for a sec

[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

“Wow, you look like an angel.”

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Looks like a threesome with two participants in the making

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 6 points 1 month ago

Baby? ..... slow down! .... and stop moving!

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

the crazy eye

[+] ArfArfWoof@feddit.org -7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wife bad 🤣🤣🤣

[–] notabot@piefed.social 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More like wife somewhat annoyed, and worried, that you're back four hours later than you said you would be, and you're drunk enough to be seeing double. (although double vision is usually side-by-side, rather than up-and-down. Maybe you're lying down already?)

[–] TehPers@beehaw.org 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait is that why the face looks like this?

Ok that makes way more sense. As someone who doesn't drink, that was completely lost on me lol.

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Double vision sucks.

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago

On the contrary. This plays with the expectation of that being the punchline, but subverts that expectation.

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