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One scoop of shit in a sandwich is better than two, but it's still a shit sandwich.
In this case, 1 scoop is a civil matter, 2 scoops is a criminal matter. (Depending on the country I guess)
A DUI in California will run you about $20K all told. I would guess the fine would be less. But leaving the car where it was and getting a parking ticket and Uber fare back in the morning would probably still be cheaper.
I don't understand why people drive to a place where they plan to drink to begin with.
places without sidewalks where cars are the only transit solution.... lots of places like that in the US. Still shitty planning not having a designated driver.
or dumbfucks. there's a lot of those too.
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