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Is this English?
Allow me to translate: The last day of holiday break is the worst. I’m usually anxious on Sundays for the same reason, but the extended time off makes it a lot worse. I don’t want to give up the freedom of this time and behave like a domesticated animal again.
At my age, I'm always mindful that I'm getting more and more behind the times, and that this is very possibly normal younger generation talk. I really wouldn't know. But this seems more like the person left school too soon.
Username checks out 😉
~That’s meant in jest. 😬~
That's fine 🙂 I chose that username as a troll, and the people getting trolled don't even realize they're being trolled: it's all the haters who post the exact same thing and think they're being really clever, but don't realize they're like the 10,000th parrot repeating the same boring predictable thing.
Oh I get it. It’s like the Bart say the line meme. But it’s all in good fun. 🤩
I get that all the time, too.
this is the "relatable and funny online lingo", nobody actually talks like that
Came here to say "can anybody translate?" 🤣 beat me to it.
I looked at their history to see what you’re talking about because you give no context and everything you said is wrong and you’re an insane person
Damn dude go outside