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[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Let’s just all human. That would be nice uwu

[–] adhd_traco@piefed.social 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Canine squad standing by! A Mastodon screenshot of a toot by Mark Holtom: "Therapy dogs waiting to be let inside hospital rooms to comfort sick children . We don't deserve dogs!" followed by a picture of a line of dogs in a hospital corridor, sitting to attention outside ward doors. They are waiting to be let into these children's wards to comfort the sick children.

stolen from here

[–] standarduser@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

I remember being in a child’s hospital and meeting one of them years ago. It was so nice and the pup is def what I needed at the time

[–] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Brought to you by soilent green ...

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 86 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Allow me to translate: The last day of holiday break is the worst. I’m usually anxious on Sundays for the same reason, but the extended time off makes it a lot worse. I don’t want to give up the freedom of this time and behave like a domesticated animal again.

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

At my age, I'm always mindful that I'm getting more and more behind the times, and that this is very possibly normal younger generation talk. I really wouldn't know. But this seems more like the person left school too soon.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Username checks out 😉

~That’s meant in jest. 😬~

[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

That's fine 🙂 I chose that username as a troll, and the people getting trolled don't even realize they're being trolled: it's all the haters who post the exact same thing and think they're being really clever, but don't realize they're like the 10,000th parrot repeating the same boring predictable thing.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I get it. It’s like the Bart say the line meme. But it’s all in good fun. 🤩

I get that all the time, too.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

this is the "relatable and funny online lingo", nobody actually talks like that

[–] sam@piefed.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Came here to say "can anybody translate?" 🤣 beat me to it.

[–] YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

We got a Snow day! All roads closed.

Unfortunately, I WFH on Mondays so, yes, I too am wallowing in sea of dread.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

NO TIME! PROFIT MACHINE GOES BRRRRRRRR

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Yup this is a rough one

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jack_of_sandwich@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

Trust me, Gen X feels the same