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[โ€“] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 67 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Sir and/or Madam,

Have you heard the good word about maize (corn)? ๐ŸŒฝ

[โ€“] AngryishHumanoid@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

WHAT UP MOTHER SHUCKERS

[โ€“] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I live amongst yankees now. I'd even take some huitlacoche.

[โ€“] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been wanting to try that for years

[โ€“] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

It's an acquired taste. Definitely tastes better than it looks.