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Were you too high yesterday to post this on the appropriate day?
They had to get the film developed & digitized.
Fuck, I'm old.
Yes, next question
How many nose piercings are considered "too many?"
If they impede your breathing you've definitely gone too far. Until then to your taste
You shouldn't be able to taste them
Short tongue? 👅
No, this so why you have friends
Seventy-five.
Oh good, I still have room for more! For a while I was caught up to my age and got a new one every year to celebrate, but then I got old and took a bunch of the more irritating ones out.
Edit: oops, it says nose. Missed that. Disregard.
the ones that you personally don't like. piercings and tattoos aren't about other people.
Yes.
To be fair, it was the math enjoyer's 4/20 yesterday. You've reached math wizard status when you can turn any day into 4/20.
Even the prime number days?
1st of may is still a couple of months away..
And you don't need to make up a holiday for it, it's already multiple. You can celebrate Labor Day, but if that's a bit too red for ya it's also Beltane, but you're more than welcome to the more secular version of May Day. It's really just a lovely day to call off work and enjoy the halfway point of spring, ideally in nature with loved ones
No that's a different holiday
https://youtu.be/w1GD_T-3oLU
no it's how high are you sir
About 185. Why?
Okay well pull the brisket at 203 and then we'll have ribs