Were you too high yesterday to post this on the appropriate day?
this post was submitted on 06 Jan 2026
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They had to get the film developed & digitized.
Fuck, I'm old.
Yes, next question
How many nose piercings are considered "too many?"
If they impede your breathing you've definitely gone too far. Until then to your taste
Seventy-five.
Oh good, I still have room for more! For a while I was caught up to my age and got a new one every year to celebrate, but then I got old and took a bunch of the more irritating ones out.
Edit: oops, it says nose. Missed that. Disregard.
the ones that you personally don't like. piercings and tattoos aren't about other people.
Yes.
To be fair, it was the math enjoyer's 4/20 yesterday. You've reached math wizard status when you can turn any day into 4/20.
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1st of may is still a couple of months away..
And you don't need to make up a holiday for it, it's already multiple. You can celebrate Labor Day, but if that's a bit too red for ya it's also Beltane, but you're more than welcome to the more secular version of May Day. It's really just a lovely day to call off work and enjoy the halfway point of spring, ideally in nature with loved ones
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First of May is a holiday already too!
Hooray hooray the first of May, outdoor screwing starts that day.
Beat me to it.
May the first be with you obi-wan
I used that logic to celebrate it on December 60th as well.
The Christmas season just gets longer and longer every year...
Guys I know of a magic trick.
Multiply your date of birth by 4 and add 815162342 to your social security number and publish it.
Make sure to sign off on the comment with your legal name in the wingdings font.
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I know a couple whose birthdays reduce to the same fraction. They were not as excited by this realization as I was.
Feb 10? Idea of March? May 25? June 30?
Mafs
I've always hated having a birthday in June, I might actually start celebrating it on 3/7 instead now lmao (I also happen to have the same birthday as trump)
I'm sorry for your loss
I'm European so I celebrate it every day at 5.
Lucky, I live in Europe and prefer not to have the state attempt to destroy my life because I took a toke.
Celebrating it every day because I have a problem.
Might as well celebrate on the 10th of February too, just to be sure
And 40th of August.
Wait...
On the 35th day of Christmas, my dealer gave to me...
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show off
Yeah, also April 20 is some dude's birthday that we don't celebrate
Also the day Avicii died.
Andy Serkis? George Takei?
... oh nevermind, found the one you're talking about.
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that's some boss shit
I’m too tired for math
International Workers day! - “Workers of the World, Unite. You have nothing to lose but your chains!”
Good luck with what you plant outside on 1/5
Could be Australian.
Is there an R/leaves on this platform?
Not that I've seen. There's stopdrinking with a daily check in post, but not a ton of activity outside of that.
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