this post was submitted on 11 Jan 2026
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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately I've studied English at uni thinking it might've in some capacity become useful by now. Alas, so far I've'd no opportunity to use the nonsense I've learnt other than to shitpost about it. Woe'm'st've'd is me.

[–] TurtleTourParty@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Nonsense gibberish made up to imitate English-language contractions paired with a common phrase. It's usually "who'm'st've'd" and the phrase is "woe is me".