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A wife tells her programmer husband: β€œGo to the store and buy a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get six.”

He comes back with six gallons of milk. When she asks why, he replies: β€œThey had eggs".

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[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

[–] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate the fucking eagles, man.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Fuck you man. If you don't like my fuckin' music get your own fuckin' cab!

[–] Feyd@programming.dev -2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's cute, but you're complaining about people expressing their opinions on a platform where the entire point is to comment on posts...

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not complaining, I'm stating an observation. You seem the one bothered

[–] ulterno@programming.dev -1 points 1 week ago

You seem the one bothered