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They're even textured for our pleasure...
Ewwww
There's also smooth ones if you hate the texture that much.
Or for a different, more velvet-y feel, you could go with courgettes?
If this isn't hitting the spot, there's always eggplants, and if you're feeling crazy, there's a whole universe of pumpkins and squashes for the brave to explore.
Apparently my Wayne's World reference was not well received