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[โ€“] Toribor@corndog.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I usually miss the tiny text that says "includes a side" and then I panic when I need to make a decision while the waiter lists off all 14 sides including something incomprehensible like "Tato Dunklets" and I have to ask them what that is even though everyone else knows that's what the place is known for and now I'm the idiot that is taking forever to order and keeping everyone from their dunklets or whatever.

[โ€“] flubba86@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

My guy, they have medication for your condition.