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30 day alcohol program is to encourage not drinking for 30 days right?
And not to be plastered for 30 days like the name implies.
The court has sentenced you to a month long bender. May Bacchus have mercy on your liver.
Pretty sure given Bacchus is over both alcohol and madness, he's going to preside over their entire relationship. Fertility too, so they may want to be extra careful with protection.
Fortunately for them I'm pretty sure he's just fertility as in fucking, not fertility as in reproducing. They just have to keep an eye out to stop Hera, Aphrodite, or Demeter from catching on to fhdm
One often leads to the other, unless prevented from doing so.
yeah we're both trying to stay sober
Also dating during the first stages of recovery is widely discouraged. The point is to focus on yourself and feel good about yourself, not dump all your energy and focus into a new relationship.
And if it doesn't exist, we should invent it!
I think that is called a booze cruise.
Or in some places, a "month"