this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2026
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[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 52 points 5 days ago (4 children)

He can fix her! She can fix him! I believe in Love!

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

At the very least they're taking each other off the market for the rest of us

[–] Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 5 days ago

Maybe this is a Sodium (explosive) + Chlorine (corrosive) = salt (delicious) type of situation?

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I believe in Love!

~ just listen to therimmerlimmerhar! ~

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You don't NEED to be fixed if you complement each other's crazy.