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a bit of advice (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] 18107@aussie.zone 176 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My partner is non-binary, so this search wouldn't work on them.

[–] emotional_soup_88@programming.dev 44 points 4 days ago

Quantum partner.

[–] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

While your partner can't be found by it, they can be approximated to an arbitrary degree of precision.

[–] HexaBack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

quantum bogosearch