Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

• Anon is often crazy.
• Anon is often depressed.
• Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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>stare out window
>home intruder has fallen into bottomless pit
>mfw

>be me
>bottomless pit supervisor
>supervising bottomless pit
>see someone running
>trips and falls into bottomless pit
>look at co-supervisor
>co-supervisor shrugs
>screaming fades