this post was submitted on 18 Jan 2026
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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 51 points 1 month ago (1 children)
>stare out window
>home intruder has fallen into bottomless pit
>mfw
[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 month ago
>be me
>bottomless pit supervisor
>supervising bottomless pit
>see someone running
>trips and falls into bottomless pit
>look at co-supervisor
>co-supervisor shrugs
>screaming fades
[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 month ago

cat burglar threatened with cat knit.