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In a situation like this is it better to punch the kid or the parents?
Yes.
Jumping uppercut ala Ryu in Streetfighter
You sound angry. How about eating a nice banana instead?
Bananas piss me off.
Have you tried putting them in the other end?
Do you just never know the size of anything?
https://youtu.be/Ueu9A9S6HD0
Hey! This is the internet, someone will suggest to play safe, take a swing at all three.
I know I sound old, but I miss the days when I (or even my kids) went to school. If a teacher reached out to parents you knew troubles where waiting at home. Not like being beaten senseless, but a punishment was lurking in your near future which would match your wrong doing.
Punch the parent and they might learn how to help their kid learn better.