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I assure you, I am qualified to both eat shit and also to serve shit to my team, in quantities you could hardly fathom. I have my bib on and everything, we've streamlined the process so I eat the shit and spray it directly from my ass into the team's mouths, we've overcome process inefficiencies to deliver high impact fecal geysers, empowering the team's ability to onboard more fecal content into their own shit production.
It's a thing of fuckin' beauty, if you can get past the smell. Most don't, but they aren't the team players now, are they?