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[–] Alawami@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm hoping to transition from left to right wihtout going through the middle stage.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

if you avoid Java most other languages have sane build systems. 

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm stuck with Java. What build system can I use that isn't cursed?

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

I’m sorry, it’s terminal. 

Your only option is to put all code in one file and not use dependencies.