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[–] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What, you dont program in binary? What a noob.

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 8 points 1 week ago

I do, I just use abstractions and metaprogramming layers to do so more efficiently. Sounds like your workflow could use improving

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 week ago

No I program with a magnetised needle and a steady hand.