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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Slop it is not! There was palpable love in that game.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pfft whatever they reused the clouds to make the bushes, love my ass.

[–] irishPotato@sh.itjust.works 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Hope I’m getting wooshed over here, since you know that tidbit you’ve gotta know that was because they couldn’t just throw more RAM at the problem and actually had to come up with some clever optimisations, right?

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Shhh don't tell anyone! (Yes my post was 100% a joke, well except for the part about reusing sprites).

[–] riwo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

You ever notice that the background objects often have the same shapes? Clouds, hills, dunes, bushes etc. . Lazy programmers