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[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 94 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

And if you use BitLocker, do NOT backup your recovery key to the cloud!

https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-reportedly-turned-over-bitlocker-encryption-keys-to-the-fbi-2000713550

Print out out, give it to a friend, don't mention it via electronic means (email, text, Snapchat, YouTube, and so on...)

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

Don’t print it. Your previous prints are easily retrievable

[–] msage@programming.dev 42 points 15 hours ago

And if you use BitLocker, don't!

[–] JPAKx4@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 hours ago

I think I've heard if you have a Microsoft account it automatically gets backed up

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Even better is to memorize it.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 33 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

Hide it in a poem in a leather bound book at the end of a trap-filled dungeon.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 1 points 3 hours ago

Hide it in a book in a buried chest on a minecraft world 5000 blocks from spawn.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago

I'll hide it at the end of my mix tape.

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 11 points 14 hours ago

Ill be honest, this is clearly the best idea out there for passwords safety

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Now when you say a trap-filled dungeon. What exactly do you mean?

nothing incriminating, your honour, just some harmless pranks such as water buckets above the doors.