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If Boris is being shot and explodes, the likelihood of the home owner already being killed by ICE or other agents is pretty high.
Ah, so your idea is a dead-man's-switch, clever.
Doesn't even need that. If Boris is in the foyer, I'm answering the front door. If push comes to shove and I'm killed at the front door, they already know a threat exists. Then they enter the house and attempt to detain Boris.
I don't think borris needs to explode for him to be discovered and you to be charged lol
If I'm dead, who are they charging? And who's charging me when Boris kills the rest of them who killed me?
If he doesn't explode, why have you and everyone else died?
ICE has a tendency to randomly kill people.
I feel like you got my point and you're just kidding around, but just in case:
It's not subtle, it's probably going to be discovered and you arrested before it has an opportunity to serve it's purpose
If American federal agents showed up at my door it would be an international act of war.
ICE agents already in Canada.
It's not out of the realm of possibility.