Krankenwagen = sick car = ambulance
Krankenhaus = sick house = hospital
German (as well as most of the germanic family) does word construction really well.
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Help I'm kranken, someone call a krankenwagon to take me to the krankenhaus before I krank again
Entschuldigung, but the Krankenwagen is krank and must be taken to the Wagenkrankenhaus in the Krankerwagenkrankenwagen.
We will send the Krankenpfleger Klaus and his Krankenschwester Klara to pick you up in a Rollstuhl.
Oh no, Klaus will pick me up with his Flurfördergerät.
The "en" part puts "krank" in genitive though, so "car of the sick" or "sick's car" would be a more accurate translation. The car is not sick after all.
Krankenhandy
Danish uses "hospital" as a word, but they also have "sygehus" (house of the sick).
Apparently, English also has "sickhouse": https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sickhouse#English
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It’s exactly the same in Thai:
ตู้ “dtuu” - Cupboard
เย็น “yen” - cool
ตู้เย็น “dtuu•yen” - Refrigerator
Really, nobody is going to point out that "cupboard" = "cup" + "board"?
The issue that makes it less intuitive is the "board" part. I'd assume a "cupboard" used to be a shelf, a board for putting cups on, but it evolved to have wooden walls around it so is it really a "board" anymore?
The board is still there, but "cupbox" might be more accurate. 🤔️
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German is wild. Sometimes its like the spacebar was never invented and you get such beauties as Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaugabenübertragungsgesetz
Da fehlt ein f. :-)
With the missing f it's now a law about the transfer of talents of meadows used for the supervision of the labeling of beef.
I'm not sure why they're supervising that on a meadow but the meadow is clearly very talented.
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auFgaben
Scheisse!
After the invention of the spacebar, it took another three hundred years to invent the period.
https://www.matthiasbrinkmann.de/wordpress/2016/07/what-is-the-longest-sentence-in-kant/
But why separate the parts if it is one word
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English is the funny north German dialect that moved to an island and went mental.
Lol, It's all the French influence
German syntax, with the "I don't want to pronounce that letter" of French. A wonderful combination.
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I never get why glove is handschuh rather than handsocke.
Because Socken are the inner layer whereas Handschuhe, like Schuhe, are the outer (or only) layer.
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Mehrfamilienhaus = more families house / apartment
Why new words when old words good?
I like new words, like Rucksackriemenquerverbindungsträger (the horizontal connection between the straps of your backpack that makes the backpack magically less heavy when closed)
Undersea boat is my favorite German word. Why make a new word when you can mash shit together?
sub - under
marine - sea
You and I, we're not so different :)
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If you like this you’ll love Chinese! A language where books were printed with literal blocks of wood!
Yes, and the language works this way too:
电 (diàn) : lightning
脑 (nǎo) : brain
电脑 : computer
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I suspect every language does this to some extent. Some good examples from Japanese:
靴 = shoes 下 = under 靴下 = socks
手 = hand 紙 = paper 手紙 = letter
歯 = teeth 車 = wheel 歯車 = cog / gear
火 = fire 山 = mountain 火山 = volcano
Sadly (?) the Japanese compounds are often only compounds of the symbols, not the spoken words.
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Ah yes, the re-frigid-air-inator
Read it in his voice!
icebox is sorta similar.
Norway has some of the allegedly most unhinged word constructions via "cake". It had the modern meaning of a baked sweet, but also any sorta roundish cooked thing that is not sweet, and the old meaning of "any hard lumped mass".
So we have, in order of descending sanity:
- Bløtkake - soft cake, sponge cake
- Småkake - small cake, cookie
- Kjøttkake - meat cake, ground meat patties
- Fiskekake - fish cake, ground fish meat patties
- Oljekake - oil cake, lump of mass left after pressing oil out of linseeds
- Blodkake - blood cake, lump of dried blood
- Morkake - mother cake, placenta
- Kukake - cow cake, cow poop
And the infamous Bukake.
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Afrikaans:
Vries - Freeze Kas - Cupboard/Closet
Vrieskas -> Freezer
Ys - Ice Kas - Cupboard/Closet
Yskas -> Fridge 🤷
Troetel - Cuddle / Pet (verb) / pamper Dier - Animal
Troeteldier -> Pet animal
Duik - Dive Boot - Boat
Duikboot -> submarine
Now do Gloves = Handschuhe
Hand Shoes!
Seehund always cracks me up. It's the perfect name.
Ich liebe diese handgedrechselten Umlaute 💖
English is so pathetic. A Cupboard is not a board and it's not just for cups. Then they add insult to injury by just failing to coin the word chillgrill.
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