What if you are naked on the neighbors porch?
this post was submitted on 17 Nov 2025
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What if I’m naked on the neighbor?
Back to Suburban.
Only if the neighbor is also naked. If the neighbor is clothed, it's urban
Florida
If you're naked on your cousin's porch, Mississippi.
That's called Southern hospitality
That is also Florida
Born and raised in Florida, can confirm
You get shot. -> Texas
Naked in my neighbor's Suburban
Can confirm.
Am rural. You're gonna wanna let me know before ya come over
Idk that sounds more Oregon than Florida. Florida is when you're naked on your front porch and your naked neighbor offers you meth
Plus your naked meth dealing neighbor has a pet alligator
But the alligator is wearing a sweater.
you can't fool me i've been to the dalles
When you're naked on the porch and your neighbor shoots you
Can confirm, am in Florida. You're lucky I'm wearing clothes right now.
It's 78 degrees out, you don't wanna get hypothermia in such frigid conditions
Got to get in the hot tub.
I feel like there should be a "if you're happy and you know it" parody here somewhere but I can't find it...
...clap your cheeks...
If you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it, if you're happy and you know it clap your cheeks
(sounds of thunder resound through the land)
If you're naked on the porch flap your parts...
if you’re naked in your living room, passed out drunk, and your delivery person posts videos on tiktok…
Uh. Context?
Brooklyn? 🤷
there's a development nearby that bills itself as an "active senior community" and no one can prove to me that they aren't nudists and swingers.
Imagine a scrotum like two tangerines in pantyhose
If you and your neighbour are both together and you're both naked .... you've been arrested by the US government
lemmy. usa
Sure but take the bus naked once and suddenly you're that naked guy forever
Nevwr before have i ever considered moving to florida
You should reconsider
Ah yes, the nakey-scale