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Smoke a few joints and make a garden bed.
I would buy a tent and a pickup truck. Then I'll set up a tent in the back of the pickup truck. And I'm going to have a house on wheels without door hinges because tents don't have door hinges. Crazy enough?
truck doors have hinges. I have been known to fix those.
Ok, ok, My plan is ruined. I urgently need to hire qualified planners to make a new one. :)
Just looking out for you, make sure you make it all two hours.
Do I still get to grease squeaky hinges? If so, maybe a deal.
This doesn't need repairing, this is perfect how it is now
What's this meme about?
At first, I thought that I actually need to fix any door with hinges for exactly 2 hours and for the challenge would be given a very complicated dozen hinged door and was OK with it, but then, well... I realized that this challenge is impossible.
God no omg
for those who need to hear this, you can fix/adjust automatic door closers with just a screwdriver. Google a tutorial and go nuts at your job fixing all your minor inconveniences!!
We are in that age, huh
Yes, I believe I would do it even if everyone I know must die of natural causes some day...at random!