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[–] flipflop97@discuss.tchncs.de 104 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're not tired, but you saw a post about yawning? Well, guess what.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago

You are now yawning manually.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 96 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

When a baby is crying on an airplane during takeoff or landing, I visibly and audibly yawn in front of them on purpose, so they catch the yawn and pop their ears.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 44 points 2 weeks ago

that is genius

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You're supposed to stay in your seat during take off and landing. Please, remain in your seat. Why do you keep getting out of your seat and silently scream at the babies?!

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago

Who says you have to get out of your seat?

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How to tell if your baby is a sociopath with this one simple trick. For this trick you'll need: a baby, a stranger, an airplane, and the power to suspend all critical thinking.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 66 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wtf

Just reading this made me yawn.

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

same! what is this WITCHERY!?1

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

oh gods dammit fuck aaaaall y'aaaaaall.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 45 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Apparently there isn't much consensus on what the actual reason(s) are for yawning. Apparently fish yawn though, so that's cool.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yawn

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Isn't it a social signal, apebrain talking?

[–] its_prolly_fine@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Solitary animals yawn too. Don't if they can catch yawns, or how to test it.

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

It seems like it helps the brain switch modes (from low activity to high and from high activity to low). So yawning could help prepare the brain to pay attention to something important, as well as wind down for the evening. Hence both morning and evening yawns.

The contagious aspect could be as simple as "Oh, you're changing modes? I should get ready to do the same."

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Are there any other involuntary social signals?

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TownhouseGloryHole@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I do prefer to let my erection do the talking.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 points 2 weeks ago

^ -me to the police officer who pulled me over and asked if I knew how fast I was going.

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[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What's that? You're not tired and you haven't seen anyone open their mouth big, but you read about a hypothetical person opening their mouth big? Bad news...

[–] faceula@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Luckily I managed to cover my yawn but keeping my lips/teeth together but opened up the inside of my mouth. Think I got away with it.

[–] StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

Careful, I literally pulled my neck last week doing that

[–] Manticore@lemmy.nz 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You read the word Yawn several times in a meme, guess what

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

Literally just yawned reading this meme, lol.

[–] EldenLord@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah I had to yawn when I opened the comments. Yawning is really weird

[–] besmtt@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I've yawned three times already reading through all these comments.

It's early morning for me, it's not fair.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

You saw an animal open their mouth big? Have fun.

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Isn’t the leading theory that yawning is more about cooling down the brain temp rather than a lack of oxygen or buildup of CO2?

[–] Angelevo@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, you are correct. There are several reasons. :)

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[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You hit the gym and are having a good session, guess what

[–] anzo@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago

This. I have started to wonder if yawns are actually a way to wake up. We know little about them. Some brain scans showed that we refresh the blood around our brain, like changing the water in a fish bowl.

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[–] oppy1984@lemdro.id 10 points 2 weeks ago

This post literally made me yawn. Not because it's bad either.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My idea is that yawing helps sync our internal clocks. So, we sleep at the same time, and wake up at the same time. That way, no one is left behind when the group starts moving to the next waterhole, or feeding ground.

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Snake yawns are the most cute of yawns and I will fight every one who says otherwise.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 8 points 2 weeks ago

What? You're hungry? Well, I'll just make you yawn

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

A yawn is a signal to regain some alertness, so when you yawn in order to become more awake, it signals your fellow life forms they might want to be alert too. 🥱

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Didn't have to see anyone, I've done it twice just reading this post.

Edit: 3 times cause I was checking back.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] einlander@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Got to make everyone tired so they don't get you while you sleep.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

You are all now breathing manually.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 4 points 2 weeks ago

I saw someone recently yawn at a zoom meeting, and I thought "rule."

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