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He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I went to a Lourde concert.

Because Run the Jewels was opening.

What now?

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[–] gray@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 months ago

Take it, no giving backsies!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I'd like to sexily eat a banana for someone, but I have a lot of flavor and texture issues regarding food. Maybe there's a way to seductively eat ramen...

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Sluuuuuuuurrrrp

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

The best way to eat a banana is as dry chips, with Indian spices sprinkled on them.

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[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Depends. Is he over 40?

[–] Sideshow_B00b@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

What an ALPHA manly man with hardworking man-hands!

..where did his chin go though?

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