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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I can't figure out that last word f***k this is b******t g****r

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Oh that's nasty

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 14 points 1 week ago

This is the second time I've seen GWAR mentioned on Lemmy today, which isn't a lot, but it's enough to make me smile.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago
[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

one does not simply walk into m*rd*r

I like to take an evening stroll down Murder to do some mordor.

[–] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Maybe gear? Performance enhancing drugs that Meatheads at the gym inject into their gluteus Medius muscle but nobody talks about it because it's considered cheating but everyone's doing it?

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

gear, common slang for steroids in the weightlifting scene. Since steroids are kinda dangerous it gets self censored like the other words

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] chisel@piefed.social 75 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] s@piefed.world 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago
[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 16 points 1 week ago

No, that's too many letters.

It's utterly fucked that things get subtly thrown in like this to boost engagement. Nevermind AI slop, there is so much general slop content on the internet now.

[–] s@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pshhh this guy doesn’t remember the controversy in 1972 when 8 year old poet Gerald “Little Milton” Bostock said the word “g**r”

[–] panathea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Probably meant g*re?

Clearly "grrr"

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

wait, why cant i say fork?

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

There's no swearing in the good place, obviously.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago

Spineless bitch ass ad c*mpany ball fondling fucks, the lot of them.

[–] x4740N@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

gear, common slang for steroids in the weightlifting scene. Since steroids are kinda sketchy it gets self censored like the other words

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

So the gearheads I'm thinking of aren't the gearheads you're thinking of?

Best guess is gnar. People who say it are fucking gnarly

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

Sure. Censor gweer, but not w*ld

[–] henfredemars@lemdro.id 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They'd rather unalive us all than miss out on profits.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Quick, let's list all idiotic euphemisms due to social media. We already have

  • unalive
[–] Lenna@piefed.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Those scary words make the investors sad. :(

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have no idea who Hank H*ll is tho.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Sam’s br*ther?

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

Eight words you can't say on YouTube.