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[–] Klear@quokk.au 211 points 1 week ago (23 children)

Incest is fucking relative!

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Pun aside, on a socio-cultural and legal level yes it is relative, it all depends how far separated you are on the cousin tree and what is legally and culturally acceptable. Like in many Middle Eastern countries first cousin marriages is straight up normal and not considered incest.

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (3 children)

It's legal in a lot of states in the US

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

so is child marriage in most states

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Capitalism is legal in all states and territories.

[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 26 points 1 week ago

Fucked up if true

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[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 177 points 1 week ago
[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 105 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Wren@lemmy.today 80 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My cousin got a vasectomy. I'm basted and ready to be stuffed.

[–] nomorebillboards@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Icks me out, but I can’t find any moral fault.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I definitely get why it picks you out.imagine banging your cousin without one of your parents watching while you do it. Gross

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[–] RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world 79 points 1 week ago

what in the Alabama

[–] Tundra@sh.itjust.works 50 points 1 week ago (4 children)

can you explain this to a brit

[–] flonflons@lemmy.world 140 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Typically the joke is that you escape family on Thanksgiving with your cousins to go on a walk and get high before returning. This twists it and adds incest

[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 47 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I didn't know we were supposed to get high! We just got out of the family for a while

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I didn't get high, I didn't get laid... goddamn, how much of life did I miss?

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

It's never too late to follow your dreams!

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[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

Wait, seriously? You guys didn't realize that you were supposed to smoke weed on "the walk"? That's hilarious.

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[–] nerdschleife@lemmy.zip 112 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But the tweet doesn't even mention nonces

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Incest isn't ALWAYS pedophilia.

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[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Sure! Thanksgiving is principally a national holiday in the U.S. that traces its roots to religious and historical traditions from England, particularly during the early 17th century colonies in the New World.

It’s meant to be an autumn harvest holiday. The apocryphal story is that Puritans sat down with Native Americans to feast and celebrate goodwill between their respective groups but the evidence for this is suspect at best.

Over time, Thanksgiving became more popular and involves heavy travel during the (pre-) holiday season. It’s a chance for families to enjoy each others’ company before Christmas and feast on roast turkey and a variety of vegetable dishes.

Hope this helps! Go with God.

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Planes, Trains and Automobiles is most instructional in this regard.

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[–] OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (8 children)

They appear to be from Birmingham.

Not the UK one.

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 49 points 1 week ago (3 children)

That fivehead is on point.

It explains much

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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I mean IDK if you're both guys and you're second cousins I heard it doesn't even count and he agrees

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[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

cousins

The turkey isn't the only one that got holes stretched and stuffed to satisfy 12 people

[–] StrixUralensis@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 17 points 1 week ago

So much Giving, so much Thanks

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No joke we have some in our family who are second cousins. They're known as the inbreds.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

it would have cost you nothing to not say that....

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