this post was submitted on 27 Nov 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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Whaddya think, fellas? Do I cut her loose?

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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 121 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It's kinda sad how many people here have commented, apparently unaware of the fact that it's a shitposting community

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You mean exactly two people?

Or is this comment a shitpost?

[–] watson@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I think we both know why that is…

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[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

People keep saying this exact shit like 'shitpost' is synonymous with 'anything goes and shall not be criticised'

Edit: guys stop criticizing this comment this is a shitpost community

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not at all

Plenty of the posts here are absolutely rubbish. They're not shitposting at all. They're people posting on a popular community for fake internet points

This post was a good, genuine shitpost, yet people replied as though OP is bad in bed and unaware of it

Either they too are looking for imaginary internet points, or they're stupid

I suspect a bit of both

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

A shitpost is low-effort troll material meant to derail a topic. Almost anything can be a shitpost, depending on the context. It is a little ironic that a community specifically for shitposting would actually not be shitposting by posting shitposts, since shitposts are the topic. So obviously the real shitposts are the comments shittalking the post and derailing the topic.

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[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In a sense, yeah. Not that they shouldn't be criticised, but that they shouldn't be taken seriously. Just read every post and comment as if it has a /s at the end and you'll have a more enjoyable time

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

i mean, ragebait is shitposting

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago

Welcome to lemmy!

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[–] Sh0eb0x@sh.itjust.works 106 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Why is her orgasm his responsibility but his orgasm is also his responsibility?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kinther@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

Thanks, Trumpbama

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Missed opportunity to talk about your "shortcuming"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That was the pun! I prefer subtlety.

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I prefer shumming

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[–] IntriguedIceberg@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Literally just started seeing this guy pop up lately. What’s the deal with that account?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The funny kind or the “it’s just a joke” kind?

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is that an attempt to censor or did you just cum on the meme?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I thought Kirsten & Tobey were wearing diamond strands. You're right. Poor attempt at cum censoring.

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Gentlemen. If you are climaxing prior to your partner that doesn't mean you're done.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

But I literally just finished? And she seems weirdly pissed? And I'm sleepy. Women: you just can't please 'em!

No, it's a race and the winner takes all.

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[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Cringe censoring is cringe

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm something of an expert. You'd know nothing about it

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