He’s Woody Allen with grossout gags instead of pseudointellectualism.
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Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston is like what I imagine my parents' Tom Hanks and Meg Ryans felt like. I will literally watch any cheesy direct-to-streaming B-rate romcom with the two of them in it. They're so dorky and cute together I love them.
Also every Ben Stiller romcom (and most his other movies too). Dude’s got a hangup on cute blondes, we get it already.
Except Ben Stiller doesnt look weird and goofy like Adam Sandler. And his comedy isn't horrible cringe either.
ben stiller is funny, especially cause he has a serious looking face. this comedy doesn't have to lean into "oh look I'm a funny face".
But Adam Sandler movies just generally aren't funny either. Like, the jokes aren't good.
Also every Ben Stiller romcom
Ben Stiller is a grade A certified piece of ass and I'd break off a piece in a heartbeat.
Here's some more Aren't half those cute blondes his actual wife?
Hey Dude!
Yep lol
Were, I think.
And for Sandler it's pretty much just Drew Barrymore, again. Three is a lot.
Men: "Pfft Women wouldn't date Adam Sandler, they only date muscle bound chads!"
Women:
He looks like a schmuck in both pictures.
Dude on the left is still muscular. And looks significantly in better shape that Adam Sandler. There truly is dad bod inflation
i’m someone who grew up fat/ morbidlyobese and is now 160 lbs at 6’0” height, this is real af and talking about weight with anyone now pisses me tf off usually.
people are fat as shit now and it’s entirely normalized. you can’t even say being fat is bad for you without someone asserting that it’s possible to be both overweight and healthy at the same time. it’s not. being overweight at all, let alone fucking obese or morbidly obese, is literally up there with smoking and drinking on the shaving years off your life scale. no one should be made fun of for their body but portions of the fat acceptance movement went too far deluding people into risking their health, and corporate america has been feeding us all literal high calorie slop that is as addicting as fucking drugs.
virtually everyone is at least somewhat overweight now in america, most people are obese, with the rest of the west trending towards the same fate. it’s a gigantic fucking public health crisis. i’ll talk about how i need to lose 10-20 lbs and people will say “tHaT wOuLd mAkE yOu lOoK sIcKlY ThO!?!”… 1. who the fuck cares? it’s my body and idk why vanity is such a big factor for people, anyway. idgaf if being a normal weight for my height would make me look “sickly” in a country like this 2. and it really fucking wouldn’t! i don’t have an eating disorder or anything, and i’m smart enough to objectively measure and maintain my own body. i could stand to lose a few pounds of fat and go to the gym!
i’m sitting here having to have been made fun of my whole childhood for being fat and now ive grown up into bizarro world where everyone is overweight and i’m the weird one again for trying to maintain my body. fuck you guys. my kungfu is better than yours. lmao jk but being fat as a kid is seriously traumatic. not wanting to take your shirt off at pools really sucks and is a part of it but there’s worse stuff. i still don’t really like my body bc i probably will need to have loose skin removal surgery over my torso to look normal. not sure, will try bulking up a bit first but have never been a gymbro or anything like that. maybe it’ll turn out okay.
thanks for coming to the local trauma dump haveawonderfulnightcomeagain.
I feel heard for the first time. I'm 6'3" and ~165lbs these days and I hear so consistently I'm skin and bones. As if I don't still have a healthy gut/spare tire.
I'm mostly surprised you didn't touch on clothes not being made for what used to be the most standard of body sizes.
Know you aren't alone if nothing else.
You mean you don’t like t-shirts made with the dimensions of a cardboard box? Interesting.
I hear you. I was always a skinny kid, but I went through some bad, traumatic shit in my early twenties and ballooned up - from 105 to 177 as a 5'0" woman. Being obese sucked and I've worked super hard to get the weight off and keep it off. But in the meantime the HAES / fat acceptance thing took off and now I feel like I'm living in bizarro world. I hated being obese for so many reasons and can't imagine how people can convince themselves that it's okay to just remain like that. I mean, to each their own, but they're setting themselves up for disease and disability. I think it's really sad.
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"Well, I don't like men with too many muscles."
"I didn't make him for you!"
Janet changed her mind real quick when Brad wasn't there.
Slut!
Ah yes, from the documentary film Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Actually that movie wasn't entirely wrong, the palest people there were a brother/sister incest couple, so they got that right.
Riff and Magenta arguably exhibited the healthiest romantic relationship out of everyone in the film.
I mean, yeah, consent for starters
It's wild to me that a movie that subversive was made in 1975 and became widely known. Truly ahead of its time.
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Is it really that difficult to find a picture of peach that AI has to be used to make this meme?
Right?
If they wanted a Peach that was drawn smoking hot, they could go to any image board and there would be thousands.
Instead they used... That thing that looks weird instead of cute or sexy.
Or just post cosplay.
I'd struggle to name a more cosplayed pair of characters in the genre.
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It's also really bad even for AI.
Not only would it have been really, really easy to find a non-AI image, it would have been similarly easy to get better results from image gen. It's like they went out of their way to find the worst slop possible.
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This is him and his wife, so pretty realistic
He would look approximately 46.2% better if he didn't dress like this.
He's pregnant, cut him some slack.
It's his brand!
Dude dresses like a child. I've seen this look often on American adults, it is interesting
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