this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2025
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

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Come on, make me feel like a man. I'll start:

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[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 4 points 4 minutes ago
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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 hours ago

Late to the party, but ive got a quality ancient shitpost I've been holding onto

hell yeah

[–] Poxlox@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Dude I was gonna post the truffle shuffle

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 25 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

He finally got his chores done so he can waste time with his friends!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Took him 40 years but he did do them, eventually.

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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 25 points 6 hours ago
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[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 125 points 8 hours ago (4 children)
[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

close the thread, nothing beats the cool stick

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

I was racking my brain to come up with the best picture, but I saw this and knew this was the right answer.

We can all go home. We’re done here.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know why, but every primal nerve in my body says I NEED IT!

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Because it’s a wizard staff, silly

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 hours ago
[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 73 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

My youngest niece is a princess. Ever since she was a toddler, she has wanted to play all of the stereotypical princess games. I love it so much.

[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 48 points 7 hours ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

I was just in that map the other day - I know exactly where it is!

[–] Sagan_Wept@lemmynsfw.com 110 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 20 points 7 hours ago

That's not even a 'Hell yeah' that's a 'FUCK YEAH!!'

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