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[–] MangioneDontMiss@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] TriangleSpecialist@lemmy.world 6 points 14 hours ago

Health and safety gone mad

[–] Ypsilenna@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

Awww, puts them back in the fridge

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Shit it was at the entrance! Glad I was scrolling Lemmy with Elvis Can’t Help Falling in Love, playing in the background.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What if I already did hypothetically what would I do if I had already done that hypothetically can someone help me hypothetically?

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 1 points 12 hours ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

What about lumpia? Asking for a friend

[–] Una@europe.pub 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Can I put anal beads during chess tournament?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 14 hours ago

Only allowed now if the other end is in your opponent.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 14 hours ago

AI or Stupid humans?

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

IT IS MY RIGHT!

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

There go my weekend plans

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Thanks to the new administration the Fierce Agents of Rectum Tenderisation (formerly Ass Secret Service), an untrained elite force of volunteers, can now inspect the depths of your rectum without a warrant or notice.

They try to be a pain in your ass to keep the country safe!
You sure can't plug them away!

(Not to be confused with Butt Patrol Agents)

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

How about don't put anything in your anus unless it was specifically designed to go there

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 1 points 9 hours ago

Where's the fun in that?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 12 hours ago

Welp, there go my weekend plans

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 hours ago

What if I cook them in the air fryer instead of in oil and let them cool down first? When I talked to my doctor, he seemed to indicate it was a good compromise as long as I stick with organic ingredients.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 14 hours ago

Just .... just don't double dip

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 1 points 14 hours ago

Do they expect Assy McGee to starve??

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