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You know how they say, that a sneeze is 70 percent of an orgasm? When a dad sneezes, he must get the whole thing.
My kid used to complain about how loudly I sneeze.
He's 27, now, and he does it too.
I went through so much bullshit, it's the last guilty pleasure I have in this world. I deserve at least that.
Yes, you do!
This is so often true that I would love to read a sociological study on why it is.
Ironically my dad sneezes pretty quietly, like a mouse. Yet I have the sonic boom of a sneeze. One time in uni I sneezed during a class, the professor stopped his lecture and said "are you ok?!?!"
I gained it after having a kid. I don't understand it, so I'd like to see a study as well.
Pierce from Community had some guidance on this.
I miss how good of a character early pierce was. Shame that chevys behaviour made Dan write him differently as time went on.
It's orgasmic
Iโll never be a dad, but I definitely inherited my dadโs sneeze.
Gotta assert dominance over the sneeze.
To be fair, no one should hold in their sneezes.
https://www.health.com/condition/cold/is-it-just-me-holding-in-sneeze-bad
Still, sneezing into a tissue (or at least the sleeve) is just good manners and protects everyone around.
Explode away!
Bold of you to assume that I know that I'm going to sneeze 50ms before I'm going to sneeze
Fortunately you don't need to!
Upon sneeze initiation of non-voluntary inhalation and the iconic "Ah-" you can consciously react with a valsalva maneuver* of the airway by retracting your tongue up toward your nasopharynx - try it now while exhaling, and if done correctly your exhale should be fully blocked and you'll feel a slight pressure increase in your head. Doing this after that inhalation portion of a sneeze will similarly block the "-choo!" half, keeping the air and slurry of snot and pathogens all internal, at the cost of making yourself subtable to the consequences listed in OP's article.
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*not to be confused with a valsalva maneuver of the GI tract, which can cause hernias and a vasovagal response that dips your blood pressure and can make you pass out
sneez interruptus