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[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 4 points 29 minutes ago
[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 8 points 3 hours ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Is this Garfield Breast Reduction?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 41 points 6 hours ago (7 children)

Jokes aside, I'm gonna ruin the fun here.

This is real. I had a buddy temporarily loose partial hearing in one ear when scaffolding shifted next to him, the crack was so loud it hurt. He left work to get it checked out, extremely anxious because he was only 25 and a musician - and good thing he did.

My dad, who worked on airplanes his whole life —one of those man's men who doesn't need things like gloves and goggles, well, he's mostly deaf now and it took three years for the military to clear his doctor's appointments and get him hearing aids. We can't talk on the phone anymore.

You can get custom fitted earplugs for specific decibel ranges now, which is what my construction buddy got. I have a pair myself for raves and concerts, and I can hear people next to me just fine.

Protect your hearing, you won't get it back.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

And if that doesn't scare them enough... Tinnitus

You go do some loud crap, concerts and such, don't really care. One day, you're sitting there and notice a ringing tone. It's not necessarily loud, but constant like someone has a high speed fan running the background. Whatever frequency level your dammage is in, your brain fills in the gaps with a constant sound. Nothing and nowhere are ever quiet again. When you're in a noisy situation where the noise is in the range of what remaining hearing frequencies you can still work with, you can't hear anyone over. and as things progress, you can lose more ranges and the ringing can get louder and in different frequencies.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

You can get custom fitted earplugs for specific decibel ranges now, which is what my construction buddy got. I have a pair myself for raves and concerts

Not just that, but giants of acoustics, like Sennheiser and AKG — don't remember exactly who — make earplugs for musicians or concert-goers. With which one gets good sound, but quieter.

[–] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I bought my wife noise cancelling ear plugs for sleeping because I (in her words) snore like a pig. She has several recordings to back that up. So I bought her these noise cancelling earplugs (Soundcore A20 in case anyone is interested) in the hopes it will allow her to sleep. I will eventually get surgery done for it, because I also have apnea. She hasn't put them to the test yet because it's not always that she can't sleep, but I hope they will serve her well.

[–] deltapi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Get a CPAP for yourself. If you have apnea then it'll improve your quality of sleep immensely.

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

I’ve worked in eye care. Simply put, wear your fucking goggles.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I'm a lefty in a very red state. Everytime I go to the gun range, there is some idiot without ear pro. Now I took care of my hearing, even going so far as to wear earplugs at concerts(which invited a ton of teasing). Even then I have had short bouts of tinnitus and it fucking sucks!

The one pleasure I draw from this is knowing their unpleasant future.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

My Bloody Valentine was on tour this year and they continue to require everyone to wear earplugs.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Holy crap that's a name I haven't heard in a long time!

And good for them! Those Irish bands tend to be on the ball it seems.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

I bet they don't wear ear pro at the range because they're already deaf. Even at the most red-necking shooting parties, hurling skeets in the quarry, we're stringent on safety and covering our damn ears. One friend of a friend refused and I was like "You either put on the ears or I will lovingly hold your head while you shoot, you pick."

[–] Glemek@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I work is a loud environment, and didn’t take it as seriously as I should've, and just wore regular earbuds because I wanted to be able to listen to music over the noise of the machinery. I don't have it as bad as either of those cases you mentioned, but definitely noticed that I couldn't hear as well by my mid 20s, and it takes very little background noise to prevent me from being able to following a conversation.

Now I am pretty good about wearing earplugs, and have bone conduction headphones that I can use with them, and the sound comes through clear even at low volume with the ear pro in. I would highly recommend them if that is part of anyones hangup around wearing ear pro.

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of treatment did your buddy get after that sudden exposure?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't know specifics. He went to the doctor, they sent him to a hearing specialist, who said he'd be fine but to mind loud environments for the next while (which he told me at a loud bar that night.) He mentioned ADHD and forgetting/not feeling like grabbing his ears on site when he wasn't around tools, so they figured earbuds he could wear all day long were the best way to protect his dumbass from himself.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

I once offered a co-worker earplugs and he declined saying he was fine listening to music on his earbuds for protection (not ANC, just regular earbuds). I didn't bother arguing.

[–] bystander@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Group fitness classes also play their music way too loud. Had to get some ear plugs when going to them. I am concerned for the trainers and regulars.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Yes! For 10 years I was addicted to those fitness classes and YES I eventually started wearing ear plugs because the music volume was ridiculous.

[–] RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Foam earplugs on motorcycles, folks!

In city at low speeds? That's ok, you may not need them.

Anything on the highway? Earplugs, the wooshing will eventually woosh your ability to hear away.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 5 hours ago

My city has a bike week in November. I hate those open header cruisers more than I should. And I take pleasure in knowing the riders will be suffering from tinnitus in the future.

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I wanted to get a noise meter for a long time now, but they're expensive. A lot of daily things just sound... potentially dangerously loud. Public transit, for example.
I want something that can go a least up to 20kHz, most do just up to 8kHz. There's one supermarket I was at once that had some "repeller" which felt painfully loud. It kept changing frequencies, lowest at 15.5kHz when I checked with my phone. I was considering throwing a rock/brick at it while waiting there, but hiding behind a corner seems fine enough with higher frequencies.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

supermarket I was at once that had some "repeller"

Sounds curiously close to them ‘teenager repellents’ that emit high-pitched noise which older ears can't hear.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 minutes ago (1 children)

I'm excited for when my ears get old enough to not hear those. At 40 years old and I still get a headache from them.

At least as an adult I can leave when they're around. My grandparents had one to repel rodents. They were shocked I'd always want to hide away and read instead of being in the room next to the repeller.

[–] MalMen@masto.pt 1 points 4 minutes ago

@smh @SlurpingPus or you can get tinitus and ear it anywhere anytime for life :)

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 hours ago

Probably the same thing but with different branding.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 85 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 29 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS MUTTERING ABOUT?!

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

HE SAID HIS DUCK NEEDS NEW BEARINGS!

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

No, HE SAID HE HAS A BUCKET OF HERRING!

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

DAFUQ DID YOU DO TO LARRY‽

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

THEY'RE DOING IT BEFORE THEY MARRY??

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 24 minutes ago

NO, I DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE FOR BEING HAIRY!

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 9 hours ago

Goddammit...

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 11 hours ago

...one of the better ones

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 24 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I stared at this confused for a few seconds and then thought to myself "of course it is"

[–] Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 hours ago

Always? OK, I guess. It's probably going to make teaching hard, though.

Oh shit, this is that stupid fucking comic again, isn't it?

[–] cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social 10 points 9 hours ago

I want to stop seeing Loss though

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] massacre@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Perhaps a bit ironically, William Shattner has really terrible tinnitus and once considered offing himself because of it.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 21 points 11 hours ago

What is this? I'm at a loss here.

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[–] berber@feddit.org 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

damn once you get it...

gourmet meme

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 6 points 9 hours ago

I've gotten good at avoiding being Rick Rolled. But this catches me out way too often.

[–] Kertyna@feddit.nl 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jim3692@discuss.online 2 points 3 hours ago

I had to remove my PPE to hear it

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 hours ago

Very nice. Now let's see Paul Allen's loss

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