beginner's mistake, you need to move closer together. like reeeally close. and you obviously wash each other.
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But now she's touching me, ew.
Don't worry, the shower washes away the cooties, you'll be okay
You're doing it wrong. Don't hold the loofah, be the loofah.
You can buy shower heads that have a wand attached with a 6' or so flexible line. Put a wand holder on the opposite side of the shower with a few suction hooks between to hold the line, and you've got a cheap 2 person shower for couples.
Oh shiiiiiit that's a gamechanger.
Also it means I can be warm on my front and my back at the same time in solo showers.
BOOM!
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Idk the steam helps keep the warmth, and it's fun to shower with your SO
I think it depends a lot on the type of shower. If it's an enclosed shower that keeps steam well, then it's great. But if it's something like a bathtub shower, then it's too cold.