If you're gay, you can laugh twice but that's it.
this post was submitted on 15 Dec 2025
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til, laughing twice is gay!
If you laugh four times, you turn back to straight or gay stacks up to gay^2^?
and only on tuesdays and wednesdays
can i have a little chuckle though 🥺
but don't tell anyone
Only if it's sensible.
pretend it's gas.
But not on a Monday
Thankfully, as a dad joke ligma male, I am a groan man and can laugh often and heartily .
Groan? No, this is about laughing. Or do you only gross after dad jokes?
I elicit a groan, eye roll, deep sigh, or the like, and then I laugh heartily and often!!
Fuck, wasted my laugh for today.
Start your day with a smile so you're through with it
same with washing hands. 2 minutes max on a Sunday is enough for the rest of the week
Damn. Now it's time to get serious.
Poe’s Law is a bitch sometimes
Oh shit, I laughed all evening. I might be an alien or a maniac or even a Peugeot driver.
I guess one laugh is enough as long as there's room for giggling, chortling, snickering, guffawing, and the odd chuckle.
"Matters of great concern should be treated lightly."
meanwhile, I'm buying another sundae at...
because...
How about if I replace a laugh for a “fuck outta he-ah”, look away to the side, look back with a smirk, cross my arms and tilt my head to the side and wrap it up with a “you mothah fucka you!”?