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[–] smh@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

I stopped eating almost any beef after discovering the cute cow gifs subreddit. They can be so puppy like! They're also huge methane machines and having fewer cows would be good for the environment.

On the other hand, I crave a good pot roast maybe once a year.

Edit: and I can name my mother's favorite childhood cow and the cow my grandpa let me name because we shared a birthday.

[–] causepix@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Maybe we should have a specific holiday like Thanksgiving but for cows. I vote for St Patrick's Day. Beyond meat and black beans are cool and good but you can pry corned beef out of my cold dead fingers.

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 days ago

I have a soft spot for cabbage food, so I'd happily celebrate St Patrick's with some corned beef cabbage rolls/gołąbki.

how about labor day or memorial day? they are typically good grilling/smoking/barbecue holidays, and i could throw on a brisket or something

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[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

PETA can only take the easy and lame options, which is why they went after my mom

[–] yeahiknow3@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Gentle reminder that the intellectual distance between an average human and a cow is smaller than it is between the average human and anyone who isn’t a total fucking idiot.

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 days ago

I actually have reduced my beef consumption quite a bit. More for my personal health reasons than any other reason though.

[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Cow hugging therapy exists actually.

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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

A rare joke

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