this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He is also 25% Balkan and doesn't realize it

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago

he Balks at the idea

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It’s always a horny Welshman that sneaks in!

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

My DNA shows my 100% heritage of dumbassery.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

That does explain a lot of his spelling.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

Humans are 100% shit.