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[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quote

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

“What was your mom doing in the car park?”

“Parking cars, dum dum.”

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Yep, classic Douglas Adams.

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

This is one of my favorite formats.

[–] Ixoid@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago

"It's times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelguese, and about to die of asphixiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother said to me when I was young" Full quote is a bit long for the meme...

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"I see comedy as a kind of Galaxy-class starship..."

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 2 months ago

Also, it was in French, which he never learned in Mirfield.