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this post was submitted on 31 Dec 2025
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It's him.
Ah yes, Marlon Muckerberg.
Elon Zuck
The Most Punchable Face In History.
A ghoul
A great contender for the guillotine
A guillotine sharpness tester.
Felon Muskerberg
Melon Muckerburger
Marsk Zelonberg
Elark Zuckermusk
Marlon Muskerberg
That... Is just the worst of all worlds, it hurts my eyes.
The actual antichrist.
Cuck from plantir apears
Elon Zuckoffanddie
Kill it. With fire before it lays eggs.
Mark Musk? Elon Zuckerberg? Someone I want to punch first, ask his name second?
Emark Zuckermusk.
"literally me" - tech bros
Musk Zuckerberg
A psychopath.
THE Parasite
Zelon Marsk
Elmo Cuck
Elom Zusk
Elon Unfuckaberg
Musky Zelonberger
This sounds like a slur for the people of Hamburg that dates back the the Hanseatic league.
The World Ender
Elork Zusk? Maon Merg?
zuckerborg taking on the elon face mask.
Kyle Murphy.
Mark Musk entreating the real slim shady to please stand up.
That's a mannequin
Looks like Horst Wessel to me.
John Galt?
Bastard.
A miserable pile of secrets
Muskerberg?
Long ago in Reddit, someone made this cringey writing prompt along the lines of "the aliens sent two robots to the Earth, one to destroy it, the other to save it", and I assume this is the fusion of those particular robots.
The AI overlord