Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Tugboater203@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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That way I know I'll always start off on a Goodyear!

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[–] Quilotoa@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

That joke should be retired.

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I dunno, I think it's wheely good.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

Spare me.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Nailed it. It's under pressure to go flat.

[–] Foxfire@pawb.social 8 points 2 months ago

Tire stores make me stressful; I'm filled with so much pressure every time.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

That way I know I'll always start of on a Kumho!