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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 146 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Stop trying to use your computer and get back to consuming damn it. Why are users so difficult!

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[–] Hond@piefed.social 102 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

I remember how the startmenu didnt suck on windows 7 and just worked. Good times. That was also the last time where you could find most of the options in one place.

Like in 2015 i was weirded out how a multibillion dollar company wasnt able to just make a new app for settings with feature parity to the old thing for their major new OS release. 10 years later: lmao.

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Even the windows 10 startmenu didn't suck if you took the time to customize it - The Metro tiles were nice, with grouping and folders making everything pretty neat and reducing the need for the standard program list to a minimum; I made mine 3 columns wide, which made pretty much every app i regularly needed available on the fly, using horizontal space that's much more available than vertical one.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I just use OpenShell to make all of my Windows 10 machines’ Start menus into Windows 7 start menus hahaha. It even fixes search!

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 83 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They can do whatever they want, it'll be without me.

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I'm not saying that my Linux installation was super easy to set up, but once set up, I've had fewer problems than Windows.

[–] JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I for one do miss my system restarting in the middle of some work to apply an update.

[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can do that in Linux too! Just put an entry in crontab to reboot the system sometime during your working hours.

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[–] AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social 70 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Unrelated to that exact image but I'm gonna rant about other windows shit because I feel like it.

Windows decided my page file needed to be 80 GB. I do not want it to be 90 GB. I go to the start menu and search up "page file" to see if there's a settings menu. First result is a random file in an application's directory that can't be opened/displayed by any program on my PC, then a list of other unrelated files.

So I open Control Panel, hoping to find it where I did before, and I click on System. What do you know, that menu no longer exists, and redirects to Windows Settings. Where do I go from here? Maybe the giant Installed RAM section because the page file is just a (overly simplified) method of extending your memory to your disk? No, of course not, that menu's not actually a menu, it's just a stat counter.

Instead, I have to go to Device Specifications, then the section titled Related links, then click Advanced system settings. Oh whaddaya know? Now I'm in the settings menu that used to be behind the original System option in Control Panel!

Now I'm in the Advanced tab of that menu. But where do I go from here? That's right, Performance Options, and then another Advanced tab!!!

Then I have to click the Change button, where Windows has... conveniently enabled System managed size so it could choose to set my page file to 80 GB.

I edit, it, hit Ok, have to hit Apply in the other menu too, have to close out the no-longer-needed Settings and Control Panel windows that only served as a maze to get me here in the first place, and THEN I can restart my computer to reduce the size of the page file, even though it is currently not in use by any program, and all data is in RAM, and the file could reasonably be shrunk by the system at any time.

After the restart, this process begins all over again, because this is my third attempt, and Windows automatically reverts back to managing the size itself, and sets it to 80 GB. I have 5 GB of storage space left on my disk.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 35 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The descent into advanced Advanced menus really is the cherry on top of this shit muffin.

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[–] toddestan@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

As I say, when you're hunting around for something in Windows and you come across a dialog box that came straight from Windows XP.... you're getting close.

[–] bequirtle@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Had to go through this the other day. At the third consecutive "advanced settings" menu I wondered if this was some kind of sick joke

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

at this point arch linux is more user-friendly

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[–] PoopingCough@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

All this yes. If you're actually looking for help, you have to also click "set" after changing the page file settings.

[–] azertyfun@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

I empathize with this slightly non-ideal situation.

But can you imagine how insane it would be if you were told to do something like copy/paste swapoff /swap && truncate -s 8G /swap && swapon /swap into a terminal? TEXT? Like a caveman? The horror! The heresy! How can anyone be expected to do something so complicated! This is entirely unreasonable UX and the reason why Linux is straight up unusable.

Btw here's 15 bazillion commands in a .ps to perhaps disable some of the ads in your start menu until the next time your computer reboots.

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[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 51 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

If anyone wants a fix for this, yes I know Windows sucks etc, I have to use it for my job:

Press Win + R, type gpedit.msc, and hit Enter.

Navigate to Computer Configuration > Administrative Templates > Windows Components > Search.

Double-click Do not allow web search and set it to Enabled.

Double-click Don't search the web or display web results in Search and set it to Enabled.

Click Apply and OK.

[–] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Windows: where you enable to disable.

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[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (11 children)

Why do people still suggest using Group Policy for this?

It's complicated for the average user, it's non-existent for the vast majority (Windows Home doesn't give access to gpedit.msc).

Just go Search -> Settings -> turn off Web Search, like a normal person. Job done.

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[–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

If this comment was suggesting a Linux command to fix an issue on Reddit, rather than Windows aerobics on Lemmy, it'd have a thousand comments about how Linux is not ready for end users because nobody wants to browse obscure options to fix usability problems.

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[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

... Until the next update enables it again

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Windows start menu is completely useless now. I know they pushed using the search to find apps, but I never used it that way except as a last resort.

I've been on Mint for just over a year, now. I'll never go back.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 25 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

By find apps, do you mean the ones I installed already or ones in their marketplace or whatever?

Because I've never been able to have it find my own god damn programs that I installed locally and fully given up on ever using the start menu.

[–] treesapx@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

I despise that it defaults to a web search if it can't find what I'm looking for, which is most often a very real setting that I know exists...

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[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

I know this is the wrong audience, but you can type cmd into explorer's address bar and it will launch a terminal in that directory (I think this works with any command in your path)

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm more of a shift-right click > PowerShell kind of person, but this is good to know

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[–] Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus 39 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I can’t believe the stuff windows users put up with.

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[–] TheOakTree@lemmy.zip 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I typed "add or remove programs" which is verbatim the name of the shortcut, clicked enter, and it searched Bing for the phrase.

Windows search bar is useless.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 28 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

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[–] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm hearing a lotta bitchin' about Windows and not enough uninstalling.

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[–] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 weeks ago

Obligatory "If they choose the 'Netflix Quick Picks' route, at least they should recommend 'The Terminal' starring Tom Hanks!"

[–] Alloi@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

as a linux user (so, genetically superior in every way) i do not have this issue. hahaha....ah.

.... sudo app install ....... a friend?

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[–] PKscope@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Thankfully, there are easy to access and use tools to completely rid yourself of the bullshit, ads, and telemetry within Windows.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Mine too:

FYI, you don't have to use any third party tools and I didn't, either. Step 1 is to run the Enterprise LTSC IoT version of Windows (either 10 or 11). The consumer versions of Windows are extra bullshit, as we all know by now.

Remove the Windows Store via Powershell (you probably have to run as an administrator):

Get-AppxPackage -allusers *WindowsStore* | Remove-Appxpackage

That removes the store suggestions. It also removes the store entirely, as well as the ability to install store apps. Obviously don't do this if you are one of the 0.1% of users who actually use the Windows Store for some twisted reason.

Then in gpedit.msc / Group Policy Editor:

Local Computer Policy \ Computer Configuration \ Administrative Templates \ Windows Components \ Search

  • Allow Cloud Search → Disabled
  • Allow Cortana → Disalbed
  • Allow Search Highlights → Disabled
  • Do Not Allow Web Search → Enabled (gets rid of the internet search)
  • Don't search the web or display web results in search → Enabled (probably overridden by the above, I set it anyway)

Local Computer Policy \ User Configuration \ Administrative Templates \ Start Menu And Taskbar

  • Remove Personalized Website Recommendations From The Start Menu → Enabled
  • Do Not Search Internet → Enabled

There are settings for other nags and irritations in here that you may also want to configure to your tastes as well.

Also:

Local Computer Policy \ User Configuration \ Administrative Templates \ Windows Components \ Windows Copilot

  • Turn off Windows Copilot → Enabled
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[–] YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Might as well link a few:

However, do note the massive caveat of these tools is that they are proprietary, closed-source tools that must be run with administrative access to your PC, and I have yet to find a satisfactory open-source alternative.

If it works, it works, but I do question the security implications of allowing these tools that level of unfettered access to your system. If possible, I highly recommend giving Linux Mint a try, rather than relying on sketchy tools to debloat a sketchy OS.

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[–] GutterRat42@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (38 children)

I just tried this and the terminal app is the first thing to show up.

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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 14 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)
[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

All the problems these people bitch about with Windows never happen to me. Maybe it's because I started with a plain vanilla ISO, no preloaded crap. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Best part? When I mention that I'm not having these problems I get downvoted.

[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago

I've definitely had this happen to me on Windows, more than once. I can't remember what I searched exactly, but I typed it in and hit enter, assuming I'd get the installed app with whatever name I typed, but instead it opened the browser with some online search results. Very annoying.

I'm sure it can be turned off, and it probably isn't as common as it's portrayed online, but it does happen, and honestly... It should never happen. The start menu is not the place for generic Internet searching. Period.

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[–] CaptPretentious@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

This is the same kind of response when someone denies global warming/climate change because they looked outside and the weather around them appears normal.

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[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

That’s a pretty good result. I often can’t even find Windows features via search anymore. Or stuff like their App Store gets opened and just… hangs, on a brand new install.

[–] p000l@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Love how this is what the world's talented and well paid humans are making.

[–] CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 2 weeks ago

to be fair, the talent and paygrade doesn't matter if the management is ass. Modern dey corpos are a disaster in that regard

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[–] Carol2852@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Maybe it’s my Win 11 Pro or the fact that I took 2 minutes to go to Settings and click a few toggles, but I don’t have any of this. 🤷‍♂️

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 20 points 2 weeks ago (10 children)

A lot of these annoyances can be disabled somewhere in the Settings, but the problem is that there are so many of them tucked away all over the place. Windows 10 (I haven't used 11) was better than Windows 8 in terms of how unified the settings were, but I remember a few instances where I had to go rummaging through the skeletons in Windows' closet in order to change some stuff (e.g. having to go through the old-style control panel rather than the Settings).

Furthermore, Windows has the annoying habit of changing settings after updates, and it's an unnecessary inconvenience to have to go traipsing through the settings again and again to revert unwelcome changes. Even if it's only the minority of settings that get changed, and if those changes aren't too frequent, it's still draining on one's executive function to make your PC actually behave how you want it to. People get burnt out, and then this contributes to them struggling to find the time and brain to go through changing things.

Mostly though, I am just irked that it's necessary to go into the settings to turn this stuff off. I am a very techy person, and thus I enjoy tinkering (or perhaps "I enjoy tinkering, and thus I am a very techy person), and stuff like this annoys me so much because I know that I'm in the minority when it comes to willingness to wrestle my tech into the shape I want it. Most people won't go to that effort, even if it'll only take 2 minutes — the key thing here is that many of them don't know it'll only take a couple of minutes, and I don't blame them for that.

Good software needs to have sensible default settings. If that were the case, then I think we'd see more non-techy people figuring out what particular settings align with their preferences. As it stands though, configuring Windows to work in a sensible manner is a Task, and the activation energy required for that means that many won't do it.

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