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[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 123 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Linus has a history of abusing that rule. Just search "Linus Torvalds Rule 34" for a comprehensive overview.

[–] three@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Torvalds x Stallman is what I live for

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

"Gnu slay linux."

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Extreme porn where Richard stallman talks about unfree software. Truly masochistic software SMH

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago

Wait until you see how often Bill Gates abused Rule 34.

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"What is a thing I will never search for?"

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Nothing on the site. Guess we know what we gotta do. (E621)

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 92 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

so i got curious, and as it turns out you dont actually get tux futa. there are 8 pictures with both of the tags ("tux_the_penguin" and "futanari"). one has one has tux as a bottom (not the futa, looks like hes supposed to be a toy), and for the rest he is just in the background, a plush, a sticker etc.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 months ago

This guy tux futas.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I regret writing this but there needs to be content where tux is railed by futa Xenia

[–] j_elgato@leminal.space 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean... I'm not sensing a whole lot of regret here...

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

well guess who was tux's top

[–] winety@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's one of Tux and Pingu.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] saigot@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

That's skipper not tux!

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

huh. this wasnt present when i looked it up

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm just gonna believe you 100% without even looking for that. Yeah, I trust you that much.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

While you're at it, you should probably clean up your desktop to make it run faster. Just run "sudo rm -rf /" and it'll never be faster. Trust

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

unfortunately it wont work without "--no-preserve-root"

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

Are you sure? I don't think thats true. Go ahead and run both, and let us know what you find.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 56 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I want to masturbate but I can’t remember the args!

[–] The_Lurker@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

gzip && finger | man -stur

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe it you can’t lie on the internet

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

You can, but it’s not very comfortable.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 months ago

Instruction's unclear kernel panicked???

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 months ago

Well played, good sirs, well played.

[–] CuteLuciii@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

i can't believe this one got me 🤦🏼‍♀️

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

I can find the image but the problem is I keep cumming as soon as I see it. Wat do

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago

Linus moonlights as Rick Astley.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Wataru Futanari. You sly bastards! 😂

[–] AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 months ago

Nope, Nice try!

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

For the existance of futa tux, shouldnt it be a penguinette instead of a penguin in the first place?

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I believe such petty technicalities should not bother the flight of your imagination

butkeep in mind, what has been seen cannot be unseen

[–] ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 months ago

I see what you did there

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Do we even know tux's gender? AFAIK penguins don't have particularly strong sexual dimorphism. And TBH I think you just made "penguinette" up, "penguin" isn't gendered.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I made it up, but in my defense, it sounded funny

[–] AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 3 points 2 months ago
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rule 34 is NSFW! Idk the other keyword

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It involves tentacles IIRC. I'm not going to look up if I'm right or not, perhaps some other brave soul will tell us.

[–] Old_Jimmy_Twodicks@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My friend's uncle who works for Nintendo told me that futanari is girls with dicks.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

I've been told your friend's uncle is right.

[–] ClipperDefiance@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's not tentacles. A futanari is a woman with a (usually rather large) penis.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Thank you for giving me the clarification without me having to google it lmao