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why am I like this
I blame Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman for my thing for crazy chicks. I saw that at a formative age.
God damn it, do you have any idea how long it took me to repress that the first time?!
My ex wife had some sort of personality disorder and we met at 14. I strongly suspect it has something to do with that.
Every time I see Pippa I think about her strange "there's a group of people running the world" speach and her doing the happy merchant rubbing of the hands. I just feel a little weird about her and how close she seemed to be to rightwing groyper shit.
Also, her fans seems to be unhinged: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNljm_dPg4o
HIDE
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That's a great way to get zero pain killers for the rest of the trip.
Waking up during surgery be damned, I will never admit to smoking pot to another doctor.
Agreed, one time I admitted to doing dummies a couple times during my yearly physical and basically got scolded and judged. Last time I tell doctors about drugs outside of an emergency.
In college I arranged a co-op at IBM. They made me take a drug test which I failed (for marijuana). A person from IBM's HR called me and said literally "you need to clean up your act" and they brought me in to do the co-op anyway. I have no idea what the fuck that was all about.
I also got pulled over for speeding one time and the cop smelled the joint I had been smoking. Luckily he let me go with just a speeding ticket, but he made a point of scolding me -- not for driving while high but because I was 49 at the time. He told me it was time for me to grow up. I was seriously enraged by that but of course I kept it to myself.
Lighting the lighter in an enclosed space that probably has oxygen tanks is definitely not a good idea
As a dumbass kid, I lit my grandmas oxygen tube on fire. It was wild; oxidizers are no joke.
Here, take my username, you earnt it with that story.
"wild" is certainly one way to describe it
It wasn't that bad. It was more like a 40 foot long, angry firework fuse. I was able to eventually stomp it out before my childhood took a drastic turn for the worse. It was one of the things that piqued my interest in physics/chemistry.
FOR SCIENCE!
If the flame reached the tank, there wouldn't have been an immediate explosion, no fuel, but the oxygen getting everywhere could have gotten your house much closer to burnt down.
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I'd love to know what you are actually trying to achieve.
Hey Grandma want to get blown up, it's the hot new trend.
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Oxygen isn't flammable.
It just helps other things become ashes faster.
Good point.
Gonna blaze up next to an oxygen tank now.
Meh. Not enough fuel to O2 to cause any real issue even if the tank was purging for hours in a mostly closed space.
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Must suck living in a place that doesn't have legal weed. Fuck prohibition.
I was in the process of getting a new doctor (general) and said I had a dram every night. She asked if I drank to numb the pain (no idea what pain she was speaking about) and that was the last time i saw her.
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She’s just going for stitches. They wouldn’t have surgery for that.
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It took me ages to realize she had a head wound. I thought the blood drips were just red dyed bangs/hair in her face.
Damn, that’s even more metal
That is awesome.
I'm in love with the bong show.
Kinda makes me sad
Excuse me, this is a shit posting community. We glorify drug abuse here 😡
If they're abusing drugs aren't the drugs the victims, not them?
They do get burned, so yeah
If I had a bleeding headwound, I'd rather smoke a few bowls than be given opiods, personally. 🤷♂️
Holy shit... I thought that was hair until I read your comment and zoomed in. Regardless, I agree.
Sounds like you need a hit
why?
Because he's not living his life to the fullest like her.
In hindsight this is it
Mad respect for recognizing your weaknesses. Now turn it into a strength.
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This is it. This is the photo that sums up the 2020’s.
Does EMS get a pass on smelling like weed or any second hand effects? I guess you got to hotbox pretty hard for that?
Backdoor is open. Source: perspective
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