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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 91 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I have no idea why the fuck people are addicted to that garbage site but I still see people sending me links to it.

[–] LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know a Twitter user. He stays there for the genAI news and discussions. He tried using BlueSky, but all the AI bros got bullied off it

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good. Keep the trash confined to Twitter.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 week ago

Containment platform

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It still seems like a lot of bands, brands, sports clubs, even governments haven't left, so people who want to see info from them still stick around. It's pretty ridiculous when your official fire department social media account is on the same site producing deepfakes of nude or nearly nude kids.

That and instant gratification. Heaven forbid you see news 24-48 hours later about some inconsequential topic. Just imagine..

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[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I’m proud to say I have never twittered a tweet in my twatting life

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did. To get an open beta key for PlanetSide 2, 14 years ago. Got the key, haven't touched it since.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Heyy PlanetSide 2 player in the wild!

I played for a bit, but my mental health always get very bad when I waste hours on it, so I think I got to like 2 months straight (I was a bored teen/young-adult lol) before I had to quit because it really fucked with my mental health for some reason...

Like its so thrilling to troll around with the stalker + sidearm, but idk I think the atmosphere makes it depressing... the Hossin map is the most depressing atmosphere I think.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I was lucky enough to be in a big Outfit and part of a fast drop breach team. Trained a lot together, clearing different bases and breaking down bases and pathways behind enemy lines, allowing for our main force to roll on in. Was a fun game all the time mainly for that team and social aspect. Was a lot of "Holy shit!" moments with a good unit.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

I have. But back then it didn’t have vowels and you had to text the website to post.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

You weren't missing much, it was basically "I'm in popular group" said a thousand different ways.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I made an account just to know when PAX tickets went on sale, but I still feel dirty.

[–] cardamon@leminal.space 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

do i get a medal for never having been there in the first place?

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] cardamon@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago

thanks!! 🫶😇

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Is there a club? Can I join?

I saw the original 140 character limit and thought: "I need to be able to write things that amuse, explain, or matter. That's nowhere near enough." Sure, "brevity is the essence of wit" but that's too brief and I'm not that witty.

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[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Since it's clear shame isn't working I'll happily congratulate anywho leaves Twitter in 2026. Late to the party is better than never.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Every day, my Google news feed has at least one news story that's a link to X. I often accidentally click but close and tell Google to block the news source as soon as I notice it's X.

Many are science and environmental news outlets. I don't care. If they post to X, I tell Google to block them from my feed.

[–] Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

Easy solution to this is to stop using Google news feed.

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Install NextDNS and block the domain. Also, block whatever you want. It's awesome.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To leave the nazi bar, one needs only to walk out the door. There are other non-Nazi bars right nearby.

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And remember if there's a bar full of 19 Nazis plus you... it's a bar full of 20 Nazis.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better yet, go out with glory. Get yourself banned for speaking up against Nazis, and ICE, and pedos.

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That doesn't get you banned. "Inauthentic behaviors" whatever that means does, though.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Inauthentic behavior just means "speech we don't like" aka something that's not nazi shit or pedo shit.

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Inauthentic behaviors

WTF. From the site "help" page:

Inauthentic behaviors refer to actions that are not genuine or true, often involving deception or manipulation to create a false impression. This can include pretending to be someone else, using fake identities, or engaging in activities that misrepresent one's true self or intentions.

So... you post a dissenting point of view and they moderate you by saying "you couldn't possibly mean that, you big faker."

I'd rather just be banned. This is somehow more insulting.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I left and deleted my account the day Elon bought it.

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, anyone who still uses Twitter after the recent news has demonstrated that they are OK with CSAM, and should be treated as such.

[–] cheesybuddha@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If my like to dislike ratio is any indicate, about 12.5% of Lemmy users need to be on a list.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Pretty much everyone still on twitter is a pedo who sees the CP as a perk.

[–] HatchetHaro@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago

well, the chinese furry artists are still there, and man are those people kinky.

[–] bossito@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

At this point is fair to assume Twitter users are either Nazis, pedophiles or both.

[–] forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd recommend leaving Twitter without actually leaving. As in: clear out your entire profile of data, change your pfp icon/banner accordingly, and change your bio to something supporting the call to leave.

Social media sites do well because, when people leave, the feed fills in around them and mutuals no longer know they're gone. For added impact, set up an automated message saying why you've left and where to found you, or something else to that extent.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I also think twitter is now doing the facebook thing and replacing lost users with AI bots to maintain stats. Hollowing out the account and replacing posts with nonsense is probably a way better idea than deleting the account since it will poison the AI.

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[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel so superior for not having one smug face

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[–] nowwhernews@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I can't believe how many people are still using it and consider the "main place".

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[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Playing. Twitter is a turn-based, text-based fighting MMOBA.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Vague memory of that one time i needed a twitter account for some reason years ago and then never used/forgot about it

Oh no

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

It's embarrassing that you are still there keep your humiliation fetish to yourself

[–] u_u@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For the artists/fanartists to be honest. Most of them hate Musk and X too but stay for their friends/followers. I have an account just to follow them and other fans. Also ironically many of my local grassroot environmental/humanitarian movements are active in Twitter so that's where I got my breaking news.

[–] Petter1@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Artists went to bluesky fast, didn’t they?

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[–] thorhop@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

That's what I did to Reddit.

[–] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I deleted mines yesterday. I was on there for wrestling twitter. I can't stay on there anymore with people trying to debate the concept of consent and the AI chatbot stuff.

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I take pride in never having been there in the first place. Hell I've even avoided any links that would take me there.

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