Top left, bottom left, bottom right, middle right. They look like they're wearing someone else's face. It's the dead eyes and the area around the jaws that really screams "It put the lotion on the skin." Top left, the after, I swear I've seen that exact look/expression in a horror video game, I just can't place it.
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It's so nice of them to go through the effort of becoming as ugly outside as they are in the inside.
I'd also be angry all the time if I had work done and it turned out like that
Challenging wanks indeed
I didn't realise that these were before and after pics to begin with and was thinking "OP is being a bit harsh on some of these"
OMG, please upload this to the Wikipedia page for mar-a-lago face
Middle right looks like she's going for the teal'c look
The bottom one looks more like F2MJ
Most of them look like dudes in unconvincing drag.
What the fuck
I have a dream where I am running away from Loomar and no matter how fast I run she is always right behind me. And then I fall and she is standing her fingers wrapping around my neck choking me I try to fight back and her face falls off and its just a bunch of bugs then I wake up and realize I forgot to take my lanyard off.
I bet she is just as rude to her plastic surgeon as she is to service workers. Its like they where experimenting to see how much botox they can inject into a person before it kills them.
Oh my god she is 32. What the fucking fuck?
Thanks for the collection, I had some friends who didn't know the Mar-a-Lago face syndrome